Jaguar Says – The Return -by Charlie Macias

PSYCHIATRIST: Haven’t seen you in awhile.

JAGUAR: Yeah, been sorting through some stuff.

P: What’d you come up with?

J: Life is a grind.

P: Oh wait! Let me call the New York Times and get that as tomorrow’s headline!

J: I pay you too much.

P: So your realization has helped you somehow?

J: It’s hard working the jungle, but I know how to do it. There are things I don’t like about the work, but I know how to do it and sometimes you just have to grind.

P: Cool. And you don’t even go for those expensive coffee beans that you must GRRRRRRInd.

J: You get infused with the spirit of Henny Youngman somehow?

P: My work is a pain sometimes, too. I get facetious to unleash tension.

J: Glad to hear that your patients and I bring you such joy.

BIRD: I will attack them while they ponder their lack of stress management skills!