Psychiatrist: Long time no see.
Jaguar: Yeah, I know.
P: Where you been?
J: I had to retreat to the jungle for a while. Think some things through.
P: “Things?” Like what?
J: Remember how I groused about those feral hogs having their own TV shows?
J: Well, for the most part those shows are gone.
P: Okay, that should make you feel better, no?
J: You’ll never guess what’s replaced the pig shows.
J: The mythical creature Bigfoot! Sasquatch!
P: I don’t understand.
J: Exactly! They now have a WEEKLY show about an animal that DOESN’T EVEN EXIT!!!! To make matters worse this show is repeated like twenty times during the week! It’s re-run more than Seinfeld, for God’s sake!!!
P: So, they got rid of the pig shows – and DID NOT replace them with shows about jungle creatures…like you. Instead they now do shows about a creature that doesn’t even exist. My my.
BIRD: I will attack this cat while he’s in his despondent state.