But I AM scared.
I am fitfully
frightened.
Tis the season for being
skittish!!!
Oh no, goblins, ghosts
and ghoulies!!!!!
I am having bad dreams
every night!!!!
I don't like the dark! I
don't like spiders!
DON'T quote Edgar Allan
Poe!
Scary masks get me
almost puking.
The world is aflame.
The zombies are out and
they're NOT doing the Monster Mash.
Ooogum boogum baby.
Was that a black
cat?!!!!!!
Why are there bumps in
the night?!!!!
Kolchak! Kolchak!
Scooby Dooby Doo - where
are you?!
I hate shadows.
Oh no, not another
scream!!!!!!!
Puh-leeeez, just leave
me alone!!!!!!!!!!
Every utterance is sheer
TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!
