Monday, May 3, 2010
Jaguar Says, Pt. 2 – by Charlie Macias
Yeah, that’s right, I’m back.
Calm down, calm down -- just because a superstar is in your midst.
Maybe you’ve seen me on the Discovery Channel? Animal Planet, maybe? You probably saw me on Nat Geo.
Oh yeah, I’m pure A-list, baby.
How do I know that?
See that bird that’s tethered down over there?
That doesn’t happen to a primetime star.
And you see that pretty chica I’m hanging with?
C’mon, do I really need to say anything more?
Don’t get jealous. Don’t be a hater.
Just using what comes naturally, y’know?
My cousin, cheetah, is really fast. My buddy Lion is ferocious.
Me? Mad hardcore jungle skills, mad jungle skills.
Oh yeah, I’m one baaaaaad cat.
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